Purchase Complete,
Wall Interupted!

Purchase Complete,
Wall Interupted!

DEFY THE WALL

Don't want the wall? Buy a tiny portion of borderland and stick it to Trump

DEFY THE WALL

Don't want the wall? Buy a tiny portion of borderland and stick it to Trump

beat Eminent domain

If Trump wants a wall, he has to seize all of the land needed to build it. The more people own that land, the harder that is to do. 
28 U.S. Code § 1403

How it Works

Claim Your Stake

Pick from 6 different lot sizes in our strategically placed acreage.

Claim Your Stake

Pick from 6 different lot sizes in our strategically placed acreage.

We'll Process Your Documents

We'll have your land deed notarized, your partition recorded with the county, and your ownership documents signed and dotted.

We'll Process Your Documents

We'll have your land deed notarized, your partition recorded with the county, and your ownership documents signed and dotted.

Land deed and documents by mail

Congratulations, you now own land in South Texas! You'll get to show off your deed with pride knowing you did your part to stop our clown of a president.

Land deed and documents by mail

Congratulations, you now own land in South Texas! You'll get to show off your deed with pride knowing you did your part to stop our clown of a president.

Purchase

Slide it to piss off our cheeto-in-cheif

1 "Little Hands" sized lot

$30.00

This lot is about the size of Donald Trump's hands. So very, very small. Like kid's size gloves. 

Size: About 8"x 7". Like the size of a a normal person's palm.

Currently taking pre-orders for our first land lot. We're going to be launching a kickstarter on Oct 26th to jumpstart the purchasing process.

1 "Twitter" sized lot

$45.00

140 characters of stupid. Commemorate our Tweeter-in-chief's attention span by buying a Twitter sized lot. 

Size: About 90 sq. inches. Roughly a kilogram in metric.

Currently taking pre-orders for our first land lot. We're going to be launching a kickstarter on Oct 26th to jumpstart the purchasing process.

1 "Mueller" sized lot

$60.00

All we want for Christmas is an indictment from Robert Mueller . All you want is a Mueller sized lot.

Size: About 8"x 8". Big enough to hopefully, maybe (please god) happen?

Currently taking pre-orders for our first land lot. We're going to be launching a kickstarter on Oct 26th to jumpstart the purchasing process.

1 "Fake news" sized lot

$75.00

About the size of Fox New's fact checking division.

Size: About 150 sq. inches. Not large enough to fit anyone in it. Well... any American.

Currently taking pre-orders for our first land lot. We're going to be launching a kickstarter on Oct 26th to jumpstart the purchasing process.

1 "Russia sized" lot

$100.00

This is our second largest lot for those that REALLY want to stick it to Putin. I mean, Trump. One could say these lots are "Russia sized"*. 

*Not the actual size of Russia

Size: About 14"x14". Basically Russia.

Currently taking pre-orders for our first land lot. We're going to be launching a kickstarter on Oct 26th to jumpstart the purchasing process.

1 "Ego" sized lot

$150.00

You know whats larger than Russia? A certain someone's ego. Thats how big this lot is... metaphorically. 

Size: About 5 sq. feet.

Currently taking pre-orders for our first land lot. We're going to be launching a kickstarter on Oct 26th to jumpstart the purchasing process.

The Land

16 acres of wall-free land near Del Rio, Texas. More land on the way!

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What You Get

Every land owner gets a bag of goodies. Deeds, documents, booklets, stickers, & more.

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The Plan

100s of hours of research, consultations, & planning have gotten us to this point. 

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TRUMPS'S WALL BY THE NUMBERS

$4 BILLION

Trump's initial cost estimate

$25 BILLION

Actual cost. There is no infrastructure on our southern border, so construction costs will likely be much higher.

35 FEET

Height of the wall (except when Trump said it'll be 90 feet high).

(source Esquire.com)

FOR THE PRICE OF A COVFEFE, YOUR MONEY CAN MAKE AN ACTUAL DIFFERENCE

Make Donald Trumps dream become a logistical nightmare. Eminent domain cases can drag out for up to 4 years.... per owner!

Make America Sane Again